Wednesday 14 October 2009

Nomi Part 12 section 1

I lookd faisal in da eye and fell to da ground.
"tripti."
Faisals face was so pale he would have made michael jackson jealous.
"what are we gonna do," faisal's bredrin said.
Den Faisal looked at me and grabbed me, he shook me so hard i could hear my tits screaming, "it was you- you fuckin nigger! you told me it was tripti."
" i fort it was her- she knew so much and she knows darren- i assumed,"
he punched me and i fell to da ground.
"dis is why i told u not to fuckin tell anyone u whore!," he screamed, then he swore in arabic- he said dirty slag.
I looked up at him wiv my bleeding nose, "it must hve been darren who was prank callin me dem times," i said- it was all makin sense, "howd u even know dat darren nows."

"he told me," faisals boy said, "i saw him at five aside and he said dat we were dumb to kill dat indian chick cos she didnt evn know shit- he already knew about it all."
i felt my belly turn and become filled with gas- i passed wind.
i didnt feel anway about it- i was so scared dat when faisal held his nose and called allah's name i dint care- my bes friend had been killd cos of my dum mistake and now someone knew our secret.
Faisal looked at me and said, "we need to kill darren."

I stood up and said, "your mad- how can you do dat- jus kill people like fuckin cluedo- i mean come on faisal- dis is too much- whever or not ur cool with some fed- sooner or later someone is gonna investigate."
He attempted to punch me but i held his hand, "not today,"i told him, "i'm leaving all of dis- dis has got nuffin 2 do wiv me anymore- u lot have gone 2 far."

He grabbed me and held my neck, "if you fuckin leave- we'll come after you you fuckin half breed- me and my boys will do shit to you so dirty you'll wish you didnt have eyes to see it," he spat in my face, i wiped it off with the back of my hand and said, "come after me and watch me go mad- ill scream everyfin- il find a fed u dont know and i will let the world know- i dont min' goin pen for the shit i did- ive gone thru worse." den i was goin to leave but i remembered dat it was my house and so i asked faisal and his boy to leave, before faisal left he said, "dead slosh walkin."

I called shirleys house to tell dem i was home and even doe dey were abit concerned dat i left in da middle of da nite, dey were fine. at dis point i knew i had to get help and so i went thru my phone book and found the number i needed, darren's.

when i calld it- it said da number was out of service and so i got desperate- i knew he was on twitter and so i made a twitter account (www.twitter.com/nomialmaz) and found him- when i did i left him a direct message beggin him 2 call me.

My phone rang the followin day as i was wakin up.
"Nomi its darren- what's good."
"Darren i need your help- Faisal and dem man want to kill you- they want to hurt you cos u know shit."
"Yeah i know everyfin Nomi- your girl Tripti could never keep a secret."
"Tripti?".
"Who the fuck do you think told me- you lot duppied her for no reason."
"We had to- she was gonna say everyfin about jermaine and shit."
"Thanks for confirming."

the phoneline went dead- my head was buzzin-what the fuck jus happened, i had noone to turn to- and i fink i jus told darren everyfin widout realizing. I locked all da doors, closed my windows and packed my bags, i was gonna stay wiv shirley- it would be the safest ting- faisal might come and get me, darren might come and get me but with shirley and grandad id be safe.

I left thru the backdor, lockin the doorbehind me and caught da train instead of da bus to shirleys jus in case someone was followin me wiv a whip, cause u cant drive on the underground.
When I reached her yard, i felt safe and i had plucked up the courage to tell dem everyfin- so we could tell da feds cos i knew how dangerous faisal was- deres nuttin he wouldnt do.

I knocked on da door and waited five minutes for it to be open by grandad who was cryin, before i could ask what was wrong i was pulld into da house by big hands and pushed into da front room. Faisal was holdin a hot kettle over shirleys head- she was cryin. six of his boys were behind dem, da blood on grandads face told me dey had fucked him up.
"I tink its important you all get to nomi better," he said.

13 comments:

  1. omg faaaaacccckkkk oooorrrrrffff..

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  2. bring on part 13!!! but seriously this is JOKESSSS!!!! its some sick twisted shit but addddictiveeee! this story isnt real, sure these things do happen, esp in the messed up society called "LONDON" that we live in..but come on... this is too fictious!

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  3. "i felt my belly turn & become filled with gas - i passed wind"

    LMFAOOOOOOOO

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  4. Bloddy ell! more addictive than crack

    u r sick doe for riting dis keep it cumin

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  5. "I tink its important you all get to nomi better," he said.
    LOL Y DID U SAY NOMI AND NOT KNOW ME, THAT REMINDS ME OF THE ROCHELLESKET WHEN THEY SAY "WE CHELLE SEE" BARE DUMBNESS

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  6. omg bring on the next bit!!! i wish i had never discovered this blog coz i cant stop reading it now! its very predictable to be fair, but nevertheless highly addictive and terrifyin coz our london town is F***** UP. Glad i left

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  7. This is too much..... Whens the next chapter, can u get a blackberry so we can be updated on the go.....

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  8. OMG this is ting is tooo much man!!!!!

    So much merkage its crazy...

    Like the bit where nomi says 'he was soo pale, he would make micheal jackson jealous' Lmfao
    Thats just disrespectful man!!!!!

    But I still want more, Im obsessed with this sheet.

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  9. meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee15 October 2009 at 14:39

    the person was saying to her grandad and shirley that they shud get to know nomi...nomi wernt saying it.... still dis shit is addictive

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  10. COME ORN. WHERE THE NEXT INSTALLMENTS 'EAR MATE. FEELINGS IM WAITING ON A DOG'S FAAWKING BULLOX. VERY JIFFY STORY BTW; MY AND THE LADS LOVE IT. OI OI. WHO ARE YA.

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  11. Faisals face was so pale he would have made michael jackson jealous.




    LMFAO!!!

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  12. Probs the bestest (and yes I said bestest) chapter I've read of the ENTIRE sket stories... so excellently written. Despite the desperation of Nomi's situation the author managed to weave in too many humorous one-liners without seeming inappropriate. Also the last line was just perfect...

    Keep on keeping on

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  13. Faisals face was so pale he would have made michael jackson jealous
    Loooooooool Dahsz Joke

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